“The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.” WorldReasonCareHateMissingMomPicksDon't CareSpendingDrivingCommunismSoccerReason WhyApplesAfternoonPieSaturdaySurfingWorld LoveMissing SomethingApple PieRemote ControlSaturday AfternoonSoccer Love Author:Tom Weir
