“Unless you turn out to be a shining and ballistic genius, then, trust me, if you want to do this then you're going to be spending the next few years doing little else. This is a thing you do at a table with a notebook and a keyboard, and there's no getting away from it. Put in the hours. You don't get to turn off 'being a writer.'” IfsWantYearsLittlesTurnsNextHoursGeniusTablesShiningSpendingGet AwayComic BookTrust MeNotebookKeyboardsTurn Off Author:Warren Ellis
“I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER” WantTryingHeartForeverMy HeartHarderLazyBedroomTattooParamedics Author:Warren Ellis
“I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.” WantYearsLastsFiveFive YearsCaffeineLast Five YearsJumpstart Author:Warren Ellis