“If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want it to be in. Plus it leads to existential uncertainty, which could be entertaining.” IfsWantBodyAsksBrainTechnologyDirectUncertaintyAsk MePlusEntertainingExistentialGamingInterfacesHypotheticalHamperZenith Author:Yahtzee Croshaw
“So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.” IfsWorldKindSelfFeltCrimeDefendersRetardedVigilante Author:Yahtzee Croshaw
“For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that's a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven't forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately.” IfsThinkingWantMightTurnsBitsModernHavensProjectsEuropeRussiaEmpiresPlotOne TimeWarfareAlliancesSignaturesForgedModern WarfareAround The Bend Author:Yahtzee Croshaw
“Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.” PeopleIfsKnowsMindLittlesIndividualInterestingFineConversationBreastsSumptuous Author:Yahtzee Croshaw
