“If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.” IfsSchoolNamesGoalToughGradesCandy Author:Carlos Mencia
“That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!” WaterWalksNewsAssBitesSharks Author:Carlos Mencia
“I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.” KnowsImportantKidsKnow HowGrewProjectsGrew UpHaving Hope Author:Carlos Mencia
“A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!” KnowsSaidKidsKnow HowEntertainmentBrokeAdviseHow To Be HappyBeing Broke Author:Donnell Rawlings
“Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.” KnowsMotivationalChallengesSonOvercomingChallenge Yourself Author:Donnell Rawlings
“If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.” IfsSawsAliveStreetsDollarsSellingShirtsT ShirtBiggie Author:Donnell Rawlings
“I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.” WayYearsGirlBloodBabyDaughterTestsCourtPoundsMy DaughterBaby GirlCourt SystemBlood Tests Author:Donnell Rawlings
“Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.” KnowsLastsCausesEverydayLive LifeLive Life To The Fullest Author:Donnell Rawlings
“The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!” GuyFightingSexAlternativesGirlfriend Author:Donnell Rawlings