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Quote by Bill Engvall

“The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual.”

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Bill Engvall, born on July 27, 1957, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and the 'Here's Your Sign' series, which gained widespread popularity in the mid-1990s to early 2000s. Engvall's comedy career began in nightclubs and comedy clubs, eventually transitioning to television and film. more

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Author:Neil Gaiman

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