“In Sweeden every city looks the same. I've been to sixteen cities, and every single city is the same! The same cobblestone, the same McDonalds, the same everything. Everything was designed by the same guy. They must have saved a lot of money when they designed all the cities.” LooksGuyCitiesSavedLots Of MoneySixteenMcdonaldsCobblestone Author:Pablo Francisco
“I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.” PeopleWorldLooksGuyHeardSwedenRumours Author:Pablo Francisco
“In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.” MenChangedBlondeSweden Author:Pablo Francisco
“I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.” ThinkingEndsSometimesGamesSpeakSportsWatchesFansDrugMy FriendsDrunkGambleCommentatorsPissed OffSports Fan Author:Pablo Francisco
“I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.” FightingFootballBaseballPitcher Author:Pablo Francisco
“I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.” WorstWorst ThingsObserversGambleAmused Author:Pablo Francisco
“I'm not into those shows like "hey everybody, gather round the TV, let's watch The Simpsons!" I'm not one of those guys: "I gotta get home, man, Family Guy's on! I gotta race to my TV before I miss the episode of Family Guy!" I'm not one of those guys.” MenShowsHomeGuyRaceWatchesMissingTvsRoundsHeyEpisodesFamily Guy Author:Pablo Francisco
“Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?” DoeMountainComedianSchwarzeneggerBrokeback Mountain Author:Pablo Francisco
“I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.” CausesSchwarzenegger Author:Pablo Francisco
“I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's their mother: "Wah! Did you see what he did?" Then they get back to playing soccer again.” TryingMotherGuyFallCryBabySoccerGet BackRefereePlaying Soccer Author:Pablo Francisco