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Quote by Greg Behrendt

“A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.”

Quote by Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry. more

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