“Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.” Quote by Milton Berle
“Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.” KnowsLifeShouldAmericaLandPromiseElectionFolksCampaigns Author:Milton Berle
“You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.” LifeNamesMinesSalary Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“What you think upon grows. Whatever you allow to occupy your mind you magnify in your life. Whether the subject of your thought be good or bad, the law works and the condition grows. Any subject that you keep out of your mind tends to diminish in your life, because what you do not use atrophies. The more you think of grievances, the more such trials you will continue to receive; the more you think of the good fortune you have had, the more good fortune will come to you.” ThinkingMindUseLawGrowsConditionsSubjectsGratitudeFortuneBe GoodTrialsDiminishGood FortuneGrievanceAtrophy Author:Emmet Fox
“When it comes to being badass nothing beats this It took me 17 years and 114 days to become an overnight success.” YearsBeatsBadassOvernight Success Author:Lionel Messi
“Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.” WellsWarPoliticalWinning Author:Winston Churchill
“I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.” FunnyAssKicksWrestlingBubblesBadassGumWrestlerChewingKick AssChewing GumBubble Gum Book:In The Pit With Piper Source: In The Pit With Piper