“I never have been a coder, outside of when I was twelve or something, like on the Atari 1200 XP or whatever I had.” Has BeensTwelveAtariCoders Author:Dallas Roberts
“Like all kids who want to be in action movies, I want to jump out of a speeding car, shoot guns, slide out the side in slow motion like a John Woo movie.” WantKidsActionSidesCarGunSlidesAction MovieSpeedingSlow MotionSpeeding Cars Author:Dallas Roberts
“I remember walking out in front of that crowd, all the parents faces and the applause, and folding my little self in half and thinking, I could get used to this. And I just never stopped.” ThinkingLittlesSelfRememberFacesUsedParentHalfFrontsWalkingCrowdsApplauseFoldingWalking Out Author:Dallas Roberts
“I'm from Houston. I think I was thirty-seven before I ever set foot in Dallas, and that was just in the airport. So I've never really been there. Dad grew up in Port Arthur, Texas and all I can ever get out of him is, "I wanted my first son to be named Dallas."” ThinkingFirstsI CanWantedFeetSonGrewDadGrew UpSevenThirtyTexasAirportsPortArthurDallasHouston Author:Dallas Roberts
“The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.” NeedsDeeperPits Author:Jim Norton
“People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.” PeopleSelfOkayVictimFaultsSelfishSelf Centered Author:Jim Norton
“Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don't like.” PeopleThinkingArtFormWalksComedyPaintingAgreeMuseumsTowels Author:Jim Norton
“Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about right or wrong. It's about wanting to throw a rock in the dark and hear something break.” DarkBreakRocksSorryObsessionApologyI'm SorryOffended Author:Jim Norton
“I like to just hang out. My friends dont like to do that, but I do. Because, a lot of times Im busy, and I just kind of like to get a chance to just hang out.” KindChanceMy FriendsBusyHanging Out Author:Jenna Boyd