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“Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.”

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Janet Evanovich, born on April 22, 1943, is an American renowned author. Her works are known for their humor, suspense, and crime elements, and are highly favored by readers. more

“She wasn't happy, but then she wasn't unhappy. She wasn't anything. But I don't believe anyone is a nothing. There has to be something inside, if only to keep the skin from collapsing. This vacant eye, listless hand, this damask cheek dusted like a doughnut with plastic powder, had to have a memory or a dream.”

Ifs Believe Dream Hands Eye Memories Skins Don't Believe Unhappy Plastic Cheeks Powder Vacant Doughnut

Book:Travels with Charley in Search of America

Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

People Knows Inspirational Country Humor Running Funny Politics Business Know How Comedy Cutting Hair Busy Driving Political Jokes Bad Politics

Author:George Burns

“Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.”

Faces Fighting Arms Standing Necks Standing Out Purple Discussing Yelling Cords

Book:Sizzling Sixteen

Source: Sizzling Sixteen

“I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached." "And I could date other men." Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?" "Maybe." "As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates.”

Thinking Men Want Looks Long Said Moments Wanted Decided Dating Starting Heat Annoyed Rangers Heat Of The Moment

Author:Janet Evanovich

“I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.”

Kissing Smell Bags Gym

Book:Sizzling Sixteen

Source: Sizzling Sixteen

“You're such a cupcake.”

Cupcakes

Book:Top Secret Twenty-One: A Stephanie Plum Novel

Source: Top Secret Twenty-One: A Stephanie Plum Novel

“Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go." He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said. "Would you rather I do that?" "No. Not even a little.”

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Author:Janet Evanovich

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Trying Said Naked Drunk Relaxed Rangers

Book:Sizzling Sixteen

Source: Sizzling Sixteen

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