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“Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.”

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Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

Rob Delaney, known for his comedic style, shares his insights on various aspects of life, including family, relationships, and personal growth, with a blend of wit and self-deprecating humor. more

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Rob Delaney, born in January 1977, is a talented comedian known for his unique sense of humor. His style is characterized by sharp satire and self-deprecation, and he is well-loved by audiences for his work. more

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“We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the last hundred years have been far more significant than the space program, nuclear fission, or even The Wire, for so many fortunate people.”

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“Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.”

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“Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.”

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“No one who had never been depressed like me could imagine that the pain could get so bad that death became a star to hitch up to, a fantasy of peace someday which seemed better than any life with all this noise in my head.”

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“I know I can do so much more than this, I know that I could be a life force, could love with a heart full of soul, could feel with the power that flies men to the moon. I know that if I could just get out from under this depression, there is so much I could do besides cry in front of the TV on a Saturday night.”

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“You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.”

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“Years of depression have robbed me of that—well, that give, that elasticity that everyone else calls perspective.”

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“But then I never had to worry about a crash landing because I never even took off.”

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“And what I thought, every time I thought about my father, every time his name came up, was quite simply: I WANT TO KILL YOU. I wanted to be more mature, more reasonable, I wanted to have a big, fat, forgiving heart that could contain all this rage and still find room for kind, beneficent love, but I didn't have it in me. I just didn't.”

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“I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassettes, with pens and paper, just in case I get the urge to sit down somewhere, and oh, I don't know, read something or write my masterpiece.”

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