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“I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad”

Book:I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Se nsitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated

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I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Se nsitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated

This book delves into the author's experiences with a diverse group of people, including indie rockers, trust funders, and others, offering insights into the complexities of human connections and the lessons learned from these relationships. more

Author

Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner is an American author born on July 3, 1978. She is known for her humorous writing style and unique perspectives, with her works including novels and essays. more

“Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.”

Source: I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Se nsitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated

“Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.”

Knows Way Guy Smell Miles Intuitive Miles Away

Author:Julie Klausner

“Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.”

Used Consciousness Ultimate Wings Dumb Streams Compliment Website Right Wing Tweet Stream Of Consciousness

Author:Julie Klausner

“Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.”