“I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.” CarNewspapersBulletsBike Author:Bo Burnham
“The bowl games are only supposed to be a fun reward.” GamesFunRewardsSupposed To BeBowls Author:Woody Hayes
“Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.” KnowsLaughterMedicineLaughter Is The Best Medicine Author:Bo Burnham
“My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.” ThinkingWayWholeHumorFunnyCausesWalksBoysGayWhole FamilyLike A Boy Author:Bo Burnham
“People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.” PeopleThinkingWaySelfStageComplainingObsessedArrogantSynonymSelf ContainedSelf Obsessed Author:Bo Burnham
“People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.” PeopleKnowsGivingRealGuyEmptyGive MeCupsCollectionsPlatesHomelessEmpty Cup Author:Bo Burnham
“Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.” EasyTalentKingsSentencesFakePoetic Author:Bo Burnham
“Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?” HumorFunnyPovertyStrangeRacismHomelessBegging Author:Bo Burnham
“I suspect people who are indecisive are people who are far too enamored of analysis in all settings and are destroying their ability to make an instinctive judgment through over-analysis and that's dangerous.” PeopleAbilityDangerousJudgmentSettingSettingsAnalysisSuspectsDestroyingEnamoredIndecisive Author:Malcolm Gladwell
“I disagree that our border is in devastating condition.” ConditionsBordersDisagree Author:Sheila Jackson Lee