“My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I learned a long time ago that if you're going to tell a story about your retarded sister, you need to mention she's retarded right off the bat or inevitably, at the end of the story, someone will say, What... is she, retarded? And then you have to go, Uh... yeah, she is. Followed by a lengthy, awkward silence.”
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Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane is a Canadian comedian known for her unique humor style and profound self-analysis. Born on March 28, 1973, she has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. more