“The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have to run pipes all over the place.” RunningArchitectureKitchenBathroomPipe Author:Donald E. Westlake
“I don't think I would have been a good architect. Really, I have thought about this from time to time, and I might have wound up like my father, who never did find that which he could devote his life to. He sort of drifted from job to job. He was a traveling salesman, he was a bookkeeper, he was an office manager, he was here, there, there. And however enthusiastic he was at the beginning, his job would bore him. If I hadn't had the writing, I think I might have replicated what he was doing, which would not have been good.” ThinkingWritingFatherOfficeWoundsArchitectEnthusiasticSalesman Author:Donald E. Westlake
“I'm one of the narrative-push people. I don't outline, I don't plan ahead. So I'm my first reader, telling myself the story as I'm going along. Since I haven't designed it ahead of time, each day I have to be sure that the footing is solid before I make the next step. I think you could be more intricate if you work it out ahead of time.” PeopleThinking Author:Donald E. Westlake
“The thing that I prefer, when I'm working on a book, is to do a seven-day week, because it's easy to lose some of the details of what you're doing along the way.” BookEasyWeek Author:Donald E. Westlake
“Years ago, I heard an interview with violinist Yehudi Menuhin. The interviewer said, "Do you still practice?" And he said, "I practice every day." He said, "If I skip a day, I can hear it. If I skip two days, the conductor can hear it. And if I skip three days, the audience can hear it." Oh, yes, you have to keep that muscle firm.” AudienceFirmSkipConductorViolinist Author:Donald E. Westlake
“I don't think I ever have trouble with writer's block. It's different when you make it up as you go - that means you're going to get stuck. I wouldn't call it writer's block, I'd say, "I don't know where the hell this story is going."” ThinkingMeanDifferentHellTroubleStuckBlock Author:Donald E. Westlake
“I know people who have suffered writer's block, and I don't think I've ever had it. A friend of mine, for three years he couldn't write. And he said that he thought of stories and he knew the stories, could see the stories completely, but he could never find the door. Somehow that first sentence was never there. And without the door, he couldn't do the story. I've never experienced that. But it's a chilling thought.” PeopleThinkingWritingBlockChill Author:Donald E. Westlake
“The British were doing crime stories first, but the British thing is a very different thing. There, the stories are about restoring a break in the fabric of society. The American thing has never been worrying about breaks in the fabric of society, but about people doing their job, whether it's police procedurals or criminals or whatever.” PeopleDifferentBreakWorryCrimePolice Author:Donald E. Westlake
“One of our continuing myths was summed up in Huckleberry Finn: Our escape, what we think of as our escape, is that we can always light out for the territories. Well, we really can't, not anymore, but that's part of the American character - that belief that at any moment, I could just drop the coffee cup and disappear. And it makes for a different self-image and a different story, in a way.” ThinkingDifferentMomentsCharacterBeliefMythDisappearCoffeeCoffee CupHuckleberry Author:Donald E. Westlake
“I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.” StillsHavensVoteResponsibleRegisterMtv Author:Sam Kinison