“One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.” Quote by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.” FunnyMilitaryRiversFishesCatchingMissilesCruiseBaghdadCatching Fish Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“...over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.” TwoFunnyPastMilitaryTargetMissilesOver The PastTwo DaysBaghdadCatching Fish Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.” WantFunnyMilitaryBattleCowardCapturedBaghdadBlair Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Hit them. Fight them. They are cursed; they are evil.” FunnyFightingEvilMilitaryCursed Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We will be victorious, and they will be defeated.” FunnyMilitaryDefeated Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“The Iraqi troops and the Iraqi fighters are in control of all the places, as we have witnessed, no big change in that. We are fighting against them.” BigsFunnyFightingMilitaryFighterTroopsBig Changes Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“They are achieving nothing, they are suffering from casualties. Those casualties are increasing, not decreasing” FunnySufferingAchieveMilitaryCasualties Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.” GivingFunnyFightingChanceMilitaryBreatheRetreat Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf