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“At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that: •The universe is even bigger than they thought! •There are even more subatomic particles than they thought! •Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.”

Quote by Dave Barry

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Dave Barry Turns 50

In this memoir, Dave Barry shares his personal anecdotes and observations as he navigates the milestone of turning fifty. The book is filled with Barry's signature wit and humor, offering readers a glimpse into his life and the unique perspective that comes with reaching this significant age. more

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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