“I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.”
Quote by Alice Cooper
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Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper, born Vincent Furnier, is an American singer-songwriter and music producer. Known for his unique stage performance and musical style, he is considered one of the iconic figures in rock music. Cooper's musical career began in the 1960s, and his music blends elements of rock, hard rock, and heavy metal, enjoying immense popularity among fans worldwide. more
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