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“To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.”

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Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, actress, and writer, born on March 7, 1964. She is recognized for her sharp humor and commentary on social issues. Sykes has had a successful career in television, film, and stand-up comedy, earning numerous awards and accolades. more

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