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“I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.”

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Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, actress, and writer, born on March 7, 1964. She is recognized for her sharp humor and commentary on social issues. Sykes has had a successful career in television, film, and stand-up comedy, earning numerous awards and accolades. more

“The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.”

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“I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.”

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“With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.”

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“I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.”

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