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“With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.”

Quote by Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, actress, and writer, born on March 7, 1964. She is recognized for her sharp humor and commentary on social issues. Sykes has had a successful career in television, film, and stand-up comedy, earning numerous awards and accolades. more

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