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“People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.”

Quote by Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, actress, and writer, born on March 7, 1964. She is recognized for her sharp humor and commentary on social issues. Sykes has had a successful career in television, film, and stand-up comedy, earning numerous awards and accolades. more

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