“I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.”
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Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black, born on August 12, 1971, is an accomplished American comedian. His career began in the 1990s, and he gained widespread recognition for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Black has a rich experience in the comedy industry, participating in various comedy shows and movies, and is beloved by audiences for his distinctive comedic talent and humor. more
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