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“That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.”

Quote by Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic, born on October 23, 1959, is a renowned American singer-songwriter and comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and satirical songs, he often uses his music to satirize social phenomena and popular culture. His musical style ranges from rock to country and pop music. more

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