“It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.”
Quote by David Sedaris
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David Sedaris
David Sedaris, born on December 26, 1956, is an American humorist. His works are known for their unique sense of humor and profound insights into everyday life. Sedaris' writing often takes the form of memoir, narrating his personal experiences and observations. more
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