“I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.”
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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more
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