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“These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.”

Quote by Tim Dorsey

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Tim Dorsey, born in 1961, is an American novelist known for his humorous and satirical style. His works primarily focus on the life and crime themes in Florida. more

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