“Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.” MotherNightSexMillionsConsequenceTwentiesLegsSpreadPairsFifteen Author:George Carlin
“That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut” ShotsMovedShops Author:Paul Merson
“United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep” FallWinningSleepUnitedLiverpool Author:Paul Merson
“John Guidetti is a typical English striker. Even though he is Swedish” TypicalSwedishStrikers Author:Gareth Barry
“The childhood that Paul and Clara Jobs created for their new son was, in many ways, a stereotype of the late 1950s. When Steve was two they adopted a girl they named Patty, and three years later they moved to a tract house in the suburbs.” WayYearsTwoJobsGirlThreeHouseChildhoodSonLateMovedThree YearsStereotypeAdoptedSuburbsClara Book:Steve Jobs Source: Steve Jobs
“I started playing chess when I was five years old. I learned the moves from my mother, then worked with my father - and later trainers. My style became very technical. I sacrificed a lot of things. I was always hunting for the king, for the mate. I'd forget about my other pieces.” YearsMovingMotherFatherForgetFivePiecesStyleKingsChessFive YearsMatesHuntingTrainersFive Year OldsPlaying Chess Author:Garry Kasparov