“Sports that are continuous and never stop don't give us the opportunity to segment our messages.” Quote by Jerry Jones
“I could hire every producer in Hollywood - 2,000 producers, let's say - and they couldn't come up with all the soap operas, in season and out of season, that NFL programming gives television.” GivingTelevisionHollywoodSeasonsCome UpProducersNflProgrammingOperaSoapSoap Operas Author:Jerry Jones
“It's the premium time, the fourth quarter. October, November, December and now, if you will, going over into the first quarter in January. But really, football, that's when the interest is in the game.” IfsFirstsGamesInterestFootballQuartersFourthOctoberNovemberDecemberJanuaryPremiumFourth Quarter Author:Jerry Jones
“We see every day that our very laws have both sides of the fence.” LawSidesFenceBoth Sides Author:Jerry Jones
“We have long moved away from some of the principles of law as to what is fair and equitable in the United States. We all see every day that's debatable, 50-50 in almost all cases.” LongStatesLawUnitedPrinciplesCasesUnited StatesFairsMovedEquitable Author:Jerry Jones
“It should go without saying that you are not doing anything wrong by having sex in your own home, and based on the care you've taken to keep things relatively quiet it's unlikely that you're violating any city noise ordinances.” ShouldHomeCareSexCitiesTakenQuietNoiseUnlikelyHaving SexOrdinances Author:Mallory Ortberg
“In no state in America is it legal for a landlord to demand their tenants lead a "healthy lifestyle" in order to rent property.” StatesAmericaOrderHealthyDemandPropertyLifestyleHealthy LifestyleLandlordTenants Author:Mallory Ortberg
“You, too, will someday die, perhaps under inconvenient circumstances, at a time when you do not particularly wish to, and for causes that you cannot yet predict.” DiesWishCausesCircumstancesSomedayInconvenient Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Unlike celibacy, which people choose, asexuality is an intrinsic part of who we are.” PeopleWho We AreCelibacy Author:Mallory Ortberg
“Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.” PeopleDoeDifferentFacesChallengesOur Lives Author:Mallory Ortberg
“We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.” SometimesDiesMiddleLease Author:Mallory Ortberg