“I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn't want to talk about, like death.” Quote by Anthony Jeselnik
“Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number.” IfsLyingAsksChurchNumbersDadSorryMy DadSundaySaying SorryWrong Number Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I don't ever want to have kids of my own. But I do want a lot of kids.” WantKidsMy Own Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.” PeopleThinkingTryingAudienceConsiderationEdgy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.” MemoriesAudienceMembersComedianOffended Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.” WayPersonsStoriesComedyWorstMaterialsThirdsUpsetBlogsThird Person Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.” FeelsSevenLegsBrokeSoccerPlaying Soccer Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“You can't expect everyone to laugh or applaud you for doing edgy things. Sometimes you'll miss. But I think comedians are artists and there's a value in failure. It kind of works both ways between comedians and audiences. The audience has to understand that comedians are going to sometimes tell a joke that doesn't work out with dark subjects, and the comedian has to understand that sometimes they 'll fail and it's not the audience's fault for not getting it or loving it.” ThinkingWayKindSometimesArtistValuesDarkAudienceLaughingFailingSubjectsMissingJokesFaultsWork OutComedianEdgy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.” WishGrowing UpTakenGrowingDrawsMy Family Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.” FeelsI CanEnjoyYesterdayGirlfriendWorthlessMy GirlfriendSubway Author:Anthony Jeselnik