“The ability of dandelions to tell the time is somewhat exaggerated, owing to the fact that there is always one seed that refuses to be blown off; the time usually turns out to be 37 o'clock.”
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Miles Kington
Miles Kington, born on May 13, 1941, was a British journalist who passed away on January 30, 2008. He was known for his humor and distinctive style while working at the BBC, where he held various positions, including on programs such as 'The News Quiz' and 'Have I Got News for You'. more
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