“Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.”
Quote by Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney was an American writer renowned for his sharp wit and humor. He was a regular contributor to '60 Minutes' on CBS, where he shared his opinions and observations on a wide range of topics. Rooney's writing style was characterized by its conversational tone and his ability to find humor in everyday situations. more
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