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“Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.”

Quote by Chris Hardwick

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Chris Hardwick, born on November 23, 1971, is a renowned American comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and extensive entertainment career, which includes hosting television shows, participating in film production, and being a popular internet personality. Hardwick's career began in comedy clubs in the 1990s, and he gradually gained prominence in the television and film industries. more

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