“Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.”
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Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Although his career was short-lived, he left a profound mark on the comedy world. Giraldo was praised for his sharp observations of everyday life and social phenomena, and his performances were well-received by audiences. more
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