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“There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't get to go to their ballgame, I don't get to marry everybody, but the pros are you get all this community, 800 ushers come in to serve, getting there at 7 in the morning on their day off and coming in on Saturday to make all those wafers.”

Quote by Joel Osteen

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Joel Osteen is an American preacher known for his inspirational messages and positive outlook on life. Born on March 5, 1963, he is the son of the renowned preacher John Osteen. Osteen founded the megachurch Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, which has attracted thousands of followers. His sermons are broadcasted worldwide through television and radio, impacting the lives of millions. more

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