“There is probably an innate masochism in a lot of women that ends up disappointed if men don't ill-treat them.” IfsMenEndsTreatsIllDisappointedInnateMasochism Author:Fay Weldon
“I'll never retire. The new millennium is the age of adventure as far as I am concerned. I'm going up a volcano and off into space.” AgeSpaceAdventureConcernedRetiringAnd OffMillenniumVolcanoes Author:Brian Blessed
“Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous.” WellsArtSufferingNervousFlatulence Author:Martin Clunes
“I've got a lot of back-up because my father was a Catholic, my mother was a Protestant, I was educated by Jews and I'm married to a Muslim. So I won't lose out on a technicality.” MotherFatherLosesMarriedCatholicJewEducatedProtestantsTechnicalities Author:Michael Caine
“It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.” PlayFatsLoser Author:Ricky Gervais
“I would put forward a modest proposition that we were very much better governed by Henry VIII than we are by King Gordon.” KingsModestPropositionsHenry ViiiHenry V Author:David Starkey
“Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.” OrderHighestLike MeEstherEgomaniacs Author:Janet Street-Porter
“Man has survived and prospered for more than 150,000 years on this planet without the help of use-by dates.” MenYearsHelpingUsePlanetsSurvived Author:Clarissa Dickson Wright