“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
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Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances. more
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