“Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.”
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
This memoir delves into the personal experiences of the author, chronicling their struggles with alcoholism and the path to sobriety. The narrative is filled with wit and self-deprecating humor, offering a raw and honest look at the challenges faced during the process of overcoming addiction. more
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Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more
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