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“Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.”

Quote by Aisha Tyler

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Aisha Tyler, born on September 18, 1970, is a versatile American actress. She is well-known in the entertainment industry for her talents, which span across film, television, and comedy. Tyler gained widespread recognition for her role as Laurie Dwyer in 'The Office' and for her recurring role in 'Criminal Minds'. Additionally, she has hosted several television shows, including 'American Idol' and 'Last Call with Carson Daly'. more

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