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“Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be an actor, which I am. But I thought I'd be a very serious sort of Shakespearean guy going from town to town having sex with various Juliets all over the country.”

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Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black, born on August 12, 1971, is an accomplished American comedian. His career began in the 1990s, and he gained widespread recognition for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Black has a rich experience in the comedy industry, participating in various comedy shows and movies, and is beloved by audiences for his distinctive comedic talent and humor. more

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