“God was someone I wound up turning over and over in my mind each night... Was He punishing me with this meal or was He rewarding me? Did He actively watch me or take me for granted like a fish you don't notice until it's floating on the surface of the tank?”
David Sedaris, born on December 26, 1956, is an American humorist. His works are known for their unique sense of humor and profound insights into everyday life. Sedaris' writing often takes the form of memoir, narrating his personal experiences and observations. more
“Mystery is the wisdom of blockheads.”
“A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does not mis-become a monarch.”
“To have been always what I am - and so changed from what I was.”
“The whisky bears a grudge against the decanter.”