“When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"” SaidEndsFacesBornSawsMomYour FaceWweTwinsYour Mom Author:Jerry Lawler
“The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.” WinningChanceHellWweFreezing Author:Vince McMahon
“I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.” ThinkingKnowsWantGivingCausesFansDamnWweDon't Give A DamnI Don't Give A Damn Author:Vince McMahon
“Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!” SeemsAbleOne ThingSanityWweShut Up Author:Triple H
“Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.” KnowsRolesCornersAssWweBoulevard Author:Dwayne Johnson
