“Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.” Quote by Craig Kilborn
“Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'” FactsNightWifeSecuritySpeechRedRaisedCampaignsChiefsCodeTomsSlogansHomelandYellingDeanRidgesHomeland Security Author:Jay Leno
“Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.” LittlesCuttingRedBullsDeanRed BullRanting And Raving Author:David Letterman
“Howard Dean came in a disappointing third place. Afterwards Dean said 'Iowa is behind me and now I look forward to screaming at voters in New Hampshire.'” LooksSaidBehindsThirdsVotersDisappointingDeanIowaHampshireNew HampshireThird Place Author:Conan O'Brien
“Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?” ThinkingGivingGuyPresidentAdviceVoteVicesFormerAlsGoreDeanVice President Author:David Letterman
“Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top.” IfsCampaignsAlsGrayGoreDeanOver The Top Author:Jay Leno
“Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.” GuyPresidentBeatsAlsGoreFittingDeanEndorsing Author:David Letterman
“General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don't win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don't even win elections.” SaidCountryWinningVoteElectionHeyGoreDeanEndorsementsEndorsing Author:Jay Leno
“Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean was all smiles, well smirks, after picking up the endorsement of former Vice President Al Gore at a rally in Harlem ... Gore went on to praise Dean for taking a tough anti-war stance before the invasion of Iraq and he praised Dean supporters in hopes that will ease his concerns over lack of foreign policy experience, and his lack of support among blacks and Latinos, and his hot temperament, and perceived arrogance, and policy flip-flops, and campaign glitches. Well, there's a lot going on here.” WellsWarPresidentSupportPolicyToughConcernPraiseHotIraqVicesCampaignsFormerEaseArroganceAlsAnti WarForeign PolicyGovernorsSupporterTemperamentInvasionLatinoGoreFlipDeanVice PresidentStanceHarlemEndorsementsVermontFlip FlopsSmirkAll SmilesGlitchesLack Of Support Author:Jon Stewart
“The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing. Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. He actually made Bill Clinton and George Bush look like war heroes.” WellsLooksMadeWarDoneUsedSoundImpossibleConditionsNew YorkMonthsHeroLettersDoctorsBillsClintonPresidentialCandidatesVietnamNew York TimesDeanSkiingPresidential CandidateWar Hero Author:Jay Leno