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Quote by Craig Ferguson

“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”

Quote by Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson

English biography, 120-180 words more

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