“When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.” IfsBedIllUpsetCurlsHangover Author:Tracey Emin
“I have a completely new knee. It's brilliant. I am not feeling my age at all. I feel about 43, a willowy blonde 43 years old with long legs.” FeelsYearsLongFeelingsAgeLegsBrilliantKneesBlondeLong Legs Author:Judi Dench
“There are some people who seem to think that the way you reduce the cost of living in this country is for the state to spend more and more taxpayers' money. It is as if somehow you measure the compassion of the government by the amount of other people's money it can spend.” PeopleIfsThinkingWayCountryStatesSeemsGovernmentCompassionAmountCostTaxpayersCost Of Living Author:David Cameron
“Being gay is just one aspect of my very complicated life. I do not wear it on my sleeve.” GayAspectComplicatedJust OneSleevesBeing GayComplicated Life Author:Patricia Cornwell
“I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.” BelieveIngredientsCrucialScrewed UpRehabilitation Author:Jonathan Aitken
“In no way do I feel superior to anyone except paedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc.” WayFeelsSuperiorsEtcMurderer Author:Lily Allen
“It was like one of those dreams at high school when everyone else has clothes on except you.” DreamSchoolClothesHigh School Author:Tom Ford
“I'm especially grateful that they're here at a time when the rest of Ireland is focused on the final round of the Six Nations rugby tournament and the last match of the legendary Brian O'Driscoll.” LastsNationsSixGratefulFinalsRoundsFocusedIrelandTournamentsRugbyLegendaryBrian Author:Barack Obama