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“You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it again. That's how I feel. That's what life is about. Because when you leave the house, it's all misery anyway.”

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Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay, born on September 29, 1957, is an influential American comedian known for his crude humor style. He gained significant success in the 1980s and early 1990s, with his albums and television specials widely popular. His work has had a profound impact on the comedy industry, sparking widespread discussions about humor and artistic freedom. more

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