“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”
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David Thorne
David Thorne, born on February 23, 1972, is a Canadian author known for his satirical and humorous writing style. His works, including 'The 39 Steps' and 'Blame It on the Dog', are characterized by their absurd and unique storytelling perspectives. more
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