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“I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.”

Quote by Bob Saget

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Bob Saget is an American comedian, born on May 17, 1956. He is known for his unique sense of humor and versatile acting skills, having appeared in numerous television shows and films. more

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