“Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.” PeopleKnowsWorldNeedsKnow HowMinutesRight NowTenDollarsOilTerroristOur WorldSixtyCatastropheBarrels Author:Bob Saget
“When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?” IfsWantPainHurtLove IsOne You LoveSomeone You LoveCramps Author:Bob Saget
“At the end of the day it's the end of the day.” EndsThe End Of The DayAnd At The End Of The Day Author:Bob Saget
“Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.” LooksFeelingsReadingWeekPossibilityKeysNewsSundayLimitlessGood DayLimitless Possibilities Author:Bob Saget
“Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.” SaidSometimesWishRealizingFoolishMime Author:Bob Saget
“Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.” SoundForeverTeamStreetsDawnLeafsGangTagDusk Author:Bob Saget
“As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.” LittlesStillsI CanValuesMy OwnGoes OnDoctorsToiletsPlumberTime Goes On Author:Bob Saget
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.” IfsFirstsTodayTomorrowWork OutRest Of Your Life Author:Bob Saget