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“I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.”

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Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more

“My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?”

Way Firsts Art Said Remember Lying Mother House Left Party Drug First Time Hug Uncles Lie To Me Hug Me

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“I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.”

Way Fall Found Paris

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“You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.”

Knows Two Girl Father Waiting Know How Fronts Naked Curse Censorship Screwed Up Make Out

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“Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.”

Way Drug Let Me Hug Harlem Hug Me

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“I know my fans look up to me and that's why I make my songs so personal; it's all about things I've experienced and things I like or hate. I write for myself and hope that my fans like what I have to say.”

Knows Writing Looks Hate Song Fans Look Up

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